I Wrote A Book…But You Probably Don’t Care

So ya! I totally wrote a book!

So what if it’s just on the interweb? It still counts!

But you probably don’t care about that do you? Is it because your an asshole? Maybe. Is it because you can’t actually read? I hope not! Really?

Anyways…I think it’s pretty great. The book is loosely based on my own travels through Europe, and why the hell shouldn’t I write a little book about it!? So that’s what I did, except I may have exaggerated a few things, just to make it a wee bit more interesting. And no, I won’t tell you what those things are!

As I began trying to get my perfect baby out there, I’ve noticed some unsettling trends:

1. A good portion of self-published authors never make more than $100. THAT’S IT! FOREVER!!
2. Marketing is KEY! So you better learn it…
3. Find some people to help you get the word out about that sucker. People who actually GIVE A SHIT about your success. (Make sure you return the favor, by the way!)
4. KEEP WRITING! Even if it’s not selling enough, or not selling at all. The best writers are constantly writing. (Steven King writes every single day, save his birthday and sometimes Christmas. Damn!)

As of late, I’m still struggling to get the word out about my book. It’s a slow process, but little by little I’m gaining ground. Oh damnit! I almost forgot to tell you my baby’s name!

This beauty is titled — The Saga Of Cyrillus Severus: Volume 1 (Pretty sweet title, right? I know)

And that’s my situation. Right now, I’m in the middle of writing the first draft of Volume 2 and she’s coming along swimmingly. If you find that you’re actually intrigued about my work you can give her a look by clickin the link below:

The Saga Of Cyrillus Severus: Volume 1

The only thing that I ask after reading this treasure is that you leave an HONEST review. Even if it wasn’t your favorite. I’m a big boy, and I can handle it.

Also, I wouldn’t be offended if you told your friends. Just sayin…